North Korea: Trump and Kim call each other mad

So, which one of them is sane?

New mummies discovered in tomb near Luxor, Egypt

Major manhunt for psychopathic serial killer now underway.

Hurricane Irma will batter Florida and 'devastate the United States,' officials warn

Are these North Korean officials?

As Flooding from Harvey Intensifies, Astronauts Tweet Well Wishes to Houston

"Houston, YOU have a problem."

Trump cuts funds to fight anti-right wing violence

So now he's in favor of anti-right wing violence?

California’s Grid Prepares for Solar Power to Be Eclipsed

Just like they do every night.

Head cameras issued to armed police to improve transparency

Are they linked to a video display on the officer's back?

Statue of Liberty caught in White House immigration row

... and to be put on the next boat back to France.

Astronomers May Have Spotted The First Moon Outside of Our Solar System

Nice work. Now let's see them get it clean again.

Man accused of smuggling king cobras in potato chip cans

Weren't the spring-loaded paper snakes scary enough?

California man sentenced to 16 years in prison for killing 21 cats

That's just over one month per life taken.

US Adds Pressure on China to Reign in NKorea

So Trump is trying to start a war?

NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

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Phytoplankton Have Turned The Bosphorus A Stunning Turquoise

How appropriate.

Fishermen accidentally catch world’s first two-headed porpoise

An accident? Or was it on porpoise?