Indigenous Guatemalan woman shot dead by US Border Patrol

"Serves her right for being foreign!" tweets Trump.

Harry and Meghan's children won't get royal title

She's pregnant already? That was quick!

Transport plane that crashed in Georgia was on final trip

As are most planes that crash.

Trump Admits To Authorizing Stormy Daniels Payoff, Denies Sexual Encounter

And how much hush money will he offer me too, after our sexual encounter (which never happened)?

Hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico Air National Guard mourns after 9 crew killed in Georgia crash

Maybe P.R.A.N.G. was a poor choice of initials for their organization.

White House replaces lawyer Ty Cobb with Clinton impeachment attorney Emmet Flood

"Après moi le déluge"

Wynn's Boston Casino Will Remove Founder’s Name

The House Always Wynn's--no longer?

A joyful reunion with birth parents leads to incest, murder

Joyful? Sounds more like a Greek tragedy to me.

Japan Wonders If Abe Can Bounce Back Again After Scandals Pile Up

After 153 years, I doubt it.

Stephen Hawking Dead; updates: Physicist had warned that humans would have to leave Earth in 100 years

Farewell Stephen: leading the way, as always.

Trump: US 'Willing to Go Either Way' with North Korea

The mind boggles!

Could Wildcat Teachers’ Strikes Spread to Other States?

And if they did, would the wild cats even care?

Our nearest exoplanet neighbor, and any life living there, just got blasted by radiation from its star

But since it's four light-years away, we cannot know this yet.

We still don't know if President Trump will attend the White House correspondents' dinner

..or the co-respondents' dinner?

Uber Eats driver accused of killing customer during delivery

Sentence first, verdict afterwards?