Airline Bookings to Offer New Gender Options

Trans World Airlines flies again!

China has Just Grown a Cotton Plant on the Far Side of the Moon

Now let's see them harvest it.

Turkish Airlines condemned over deaths of rare parrots

"They're not dead, they're pining!"

Daring United flight attendant takes a walk on a plane's wing midair

Some people will do anything for a smoke.

McDonald's and KFC warn of shortages and price hikes if there's no Brexit deal

Hey, at least that would improve the nation's health.

Dead baby found at Amazon distribution center

Returned by an unhappy purchaser?

Theresa May says no Brexit more likely than no deal

So "no deal" is now the likeliest Brexit?

Trump rants while 'all alone' in White House on Christmas Eve

Bah, humbug! But maybe three ghosts will visit him tonight and change him.

Police Arrest Emotionally Disturbed Man Who Climbed National Christmas Tree Near The White House

But will they be able to catch Santa when he delivers the coal?

Pope Francis says he's worried about homosexuality in the priesthood

Maybe he'd have less of a problem if he allowed his priests to marry.

EXPERIMENTAL ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE VACCINE MAY CUT DEMENTIA CASES IN HALF

Better than using a chainsaw, I suppose.

St. Louis ballet dancer mysteriously found dead in lake in rural Missouri

Did her swan costume get waterlogged?

President Trump canceled his trip to the World War I memorial because of the rain

Very prudent. Water might melt him.

Stephen Hawking's Final Book Suggests Time Travel May One Day Be Possible

So where are all the tourists from the future?

Coca-Cola to Take It Slow on Marijuana

And putting the coke back in Coke?