How Do Compasses Tell Which Way Is North at the South Pole?

Very easily. At the South Pole, every way is North.

Iceberg larger than Los Angeles breaks off Antarctic shelf

AI has its limitations: Google News reported this as local news!

How to weigh a whale without a scale

Take it to a whale-weigh station?

Five-year-old boy made to get out of wheelchair and walk by staff at Legoland

A miracle!

Cop’s Tesla runs out of battery power during high-speed chase

No charge for pursuer or pursued.

Trump says he has authorized release of transcript of call with the Ukrainian president

What's the chance that there will be 18 minutes "missing"?

Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyers highly ‘skeptical’ of suicide ruling, say he wasn’t ‘despairing, despondent’ before death

He was at peace, knowing his troubles would soon be over (at least, in this world).

‘Huddled Masses’ in Statue of Liberty Poem Are European, Trump Official Says

He's right. Asians arrived through the Golden Gate, not the Golden Door.

Chicken Plants See Little Fallout From Immigration Raids

But Chicken Little sees plant fallout and cries "The sky is falling!"

TSA suspends 2 officers after a noose was reportedly found at Miami International

One at a time, presumably.

Senate fails to override Trump veto of bill stopping Saudi weapons sales

Triple negatives confuse me. Can the weapons be sold, or can't they?

Winston Churchill ‘shocked’ by Downing Street restoration plan

But bringing him back from the dead was the only way to solve Brexit.

Crash Kills 4 Members of Church Choir en Route to Revival Meeting

So, was the meeting a success?

What people don’t get about why planes crash

It's called gravity, and no-one really knows what causes it.

Julian Assange indicted in US for conspiracy to commit computer intrusion in 2010

"Trumped-up charges," he claims.