After losing his job for praying on the field, ex-high school football coach brings case to Supreme Court

Question presented: Under football's rules, does invoking divine assistance amount to unsportsmanlike conduct?

Florida education officials reject 54 math textbooks for 'attempts to indoctrinate students'

They don't want their students learning integration?

US rocked by three separate mass shootings over Easter weekend

This anti-Catholic violence is an outrage.

What you should know about ghost guns as Biden announces new regulation

I already know: don't cross the streams.

New Revelations Raise Pressure on NASA to Rename the James Webb Space Telescope

How much will it cost to go up there and change the name on it?

Krishnan Guru-Murthy to replace Jon Snow as Channel 4 News anchor

Half a guru is better than a know-nothing, I suppose.

Sainsbury’s ditches Russian spelling of Chicken Kiev

If that doesn't stop Ras Putin's invasion, nothing will.

How to watch Biden deliver the 2022 State of the Union address

At 1.5x playback speed?

Frogs can regrow amputated limbs after being treated with mix of drugs, new research finds

But do the new legs taste as good?

With James Webb Space Telescope’s huge sunshield in place, focus shifts to big mirrors

... as the big mirrors shift to focus.

Betty White on Turning 100: 'I'm So Lucky to Be in Good Health'

Well, 99.95% is not to be sneezed at.

Report: 3 dead, over 500 hospitalized in Egypt from heavy storms and scorpion stings

Next: blood and frogs?

Bill Gates Daughter Gets Married To Her Boyfriend

Should there be an apostrophe after Gates--or a comma after Daughter?

Arkansas judge blocks state from enforcing mask mandate ban

I'm confused. Will I need to wear a mask in Arkansas, or not?

McDonald's, Wendy's and more have free fries Tuesday for National Fry Day 2021

It's Fry Day already? This week sure whizzed by!