Actual news headlines from the Web
With my comments below
Bernard Madoff 'dying of cancer'
Time to send him to Libya?
Malaysian Authorities Postpone Whipping of Woman
Holding out for a better video-distribution deal?
Founder of Kaplan test centers, dead at 90
He finally passed....
3 years after demotion, Pluto debate rages on
Why can't he walk on his hind legs like Goofy?
Baghdad bombing leaves hole in diplomatic corps
Should there be an "e" at the end of that sentence?
LA firefighters find pot growing in burning home
And now they have the munchies....
Pastor Found Dead Inside Her Church
Serves her right for looking in the crypt....