Headlines: Aug 23

Here is the news: these are all actual news headlines from the Web
And here are my comments.

Obama vacation takeoff delayed by Hurricane Bill
Did he consider using his veto power on it?

Tension Increases as China and Australia Grow Closer
Wouldn’t that cause compression, not tension?

Lawmaker Targets NJ Inmates’ Illicit Cell Phones
Why call them cell phones if they’re not intended for prisoners?

Medical Robot Makes Rounds at Texas Army Hospital
Does it also make rounds on the golf course?

The world’s first cocaine bar
Thanks, but I think I’ll stick to chocolate.